“This tastes just like Miller Lite”

I am in a bar in the hotel in Duesseldorf.

Three American gents drinking at the next table. They look at their small glasses of pils – and “This tastes just like Miller Lite”.

Me and my big mouth, I got to use another legendary line: “Did they serve you a glass of chilled piss by mistake then?” We’re debating the merits of American “Beer” vs. German Beer.